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Who would’ve thought? Not eating for a week makes you lose weight.

Heheheh I’m narcissistic.

fuckmondays:

helveticunt:

omgitsariel:

wstllo:

oswingpercent:

helveticunt:

(via fucknoyeah)


DEAD! lmfao

hahahaa ooh gawd! ::holds tummy: this is soo wrong!! xD

but SO RIGHT at the same time.

fuckmondays:

helveticunt:

omgitsariel:

wstllo:

oswingpercent:

helveticunt:

(via fucknoyeah)

DEAD! lmfao

hahahaa ooh gawd! ::holds tummy: this is soo wrong!! xD

but SO RIGHT at the same time.

my friend and i are sitting here trying to figure out how to get more beer and champagne.

also, we don’t want to go to this dude’s party cause we realized we’d already hooked up with every guy there. being lonely underage whores is really tough on new year’s eve.

all i need is someone to make out with. fuck.

pantheraleo:

caffrinstathord:

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

she’s still prettier than i will ever be hahahahah
(even if this is fake, just saying)

Shhh, this is our opportunity to bring her down. I’ve been waiting for this. Lololol.

pantheraleo:

caffrinstathord:

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

she’s still prettier than i will ever be hahahahah

(even if this is fake, just saying)

Shhh, this is our opportunity to bring her down. I’ve been waiting for this. Lololol.

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

lolohwait i was still in video chat.

I enjoy signing onto like, 6 different video chats at once and forgetting about all of them for 15 minutes while I cackle and do unattractive things.

HEY.

I LOVE YOU.

HEY.

I LOVE YOU.

iarebernadette
“My dad came back from Vietnam addicted to heroin. Quit cold turkey. True story. So can you quit your chapstick addiction already?”
MAAAA
I do webcam when I’m booooooored. This is ma visage and such.

I do webcam when I’m booooooored. This is ma visage and such.

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